So I've dinged up to level 34 in Eow, level 55 in UL, and level 54 in Mafia....
...AND level 61 in GSR. And since I don't know if anyone goes into the GSR folder, I also gotta say that....
.....I MADE THE TOP TEN IN KILLS!!! WOOO!!!! FRINGERAT!!! WE'RE NUMBER 9!! WE'RE NUMBER 9!! WE'RE NUMBER 9!!

NOT BAD FOR A MONTH AND A HALF'S WORK!! It's been a long, tough journey; sleepless nights and days, my social skills regressing from lack of contact with the outside world, death threats and vulgarities hurled at my direction, 16 bounties (1 death), grimly and mercilessly handing out badges to several assholes for 500 losses, and yet, HERE I AM! WOOOO!!!! PARTY!!!

I'd like to thank all the newbs for not understanding the whole "you can use one of every mod for every member" part of the game and thus finding themselves under my wheels, and I'd like to thank the several people who have helped me get just a wee bit more sleep by giving up their lives so I could keep the 45 minutes of mine it would have otherwise taken to collect them each time. You know who you are, and I say thank you, perhaps if you had done it a bit often more my relationship w/ the GF wouldn't be so goddamn ruined! (j/k)
And a special shout-out to Jesus McB, who does not post here, for being my 146th kill. By raising his defense so that my 208 attack, full set of mods, and all my RPGs, Roof Rack Launchers, and Plasma Torches could not beat him, he pushed me to mercilessly spam the top runs list for 3xp hits in order to level in time, and spend 8b in savings on just enough of the new mods to thrash him and take the 10th spot at, I dunno, 6 or 7 yesterday morning or some shit! Thank you! Thank you! Good night!
Now if only the 8 people above me would just stop collecting for another couple of months...